Zombie Pickup Lines

Zombies got to have standards, and zombies love brains. Here are some compliments to get you inside the open skull of the one you love:

Baby, if that brain was mine, I’d be the luckiest corpse in the world.

Your brain is so thick and juicy, it’s like a bubble. I just wanna pop it. Nnn.

I just want to bury my face in your lobes. Haminaminaaaa.

They say love is blind. That’s why I’m gonna start back here with the parietal lobe.

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!

Hrrrm.  My last tooth rotted out of my head. Must be ’cause you’re so sweet.

I’d be a felon for that cerebellum.

Mrmmaaahmaonnn. That’s the sounds you’ll be making when I put my fingers in your brain.