Utter Nonsense

Cannonball Fresh. Tijuana Sassoon. Marijuana dress. Hairy eyeball baboon.

Indiana carmine.

Barracuda Tish.

Pencil breather Tyrone.

Biggest Apple splish.

Once I was a Pteranodon, but that was long ago. Once I was a merry man, folded in a joke. Once I was a tangerine, the toughest one in school. Then I was a devil man, taking on the fool.

Hey hey. You Magoo. Will you sing with me? I have a pair of aces, kid. Selling them for free.

Hey hey. Sing it too. Don’t upstage the clinch. Bathe in butter bubblegum; wrestle with the mensch.

Say! Say! How about you? Can you feel the fray?

Utter nonsense! Utter nonsense! Utter it with me.

Utter nonsense! Utter nonsense! Utter it with me.

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  1. awesomepie

    Now I just need to sing this with a dinosaur costume on in a playground and I’ll be a real hit with the ladies.

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