Flirting

They say flirting is mostly non-verbal cues, but I don’t think women understand them. I try to be more and more obvious nowadays. Like, just the other night, I slid my index finger in and out of my palm with my fingers curled around to suggest something yonic. I even smiled at her! She just looked disgusted and turned away. I don’t think I can be any more clear than I was. It’s like women speak an entirely different language.

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One response to “Flirting

  1. awesomepie

    Sexist spell checkers. Apparently “yonic” isn’t recognized as a word but “phallic” is.

    As always, I blame it entirely on Freud.

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