Stars

Stars are bright and fluffy! What? You don’t believe me? I’ve been to the stars, buddy, and I know what they’re like. Have you? Didn’t think so, Mr. expert. Well, let me tell you, stars feel like a kitty’s tummy. Stars dance around you with the agility of Fred Astaire on one of his coke highs! What, you say? You don’t think Fred Astaire did coke? What makes you the expert? I know Fred Astaire!