Do you love puppies? Do you hate zombies? Buy puppies in bulk from Puppy Warehouse, we’re still the oldest and #1 warehouse of puppies.
When it comes to zombies, dogs just don’t cut it. Their instinct tells them to protect their master and attack zombies, which just leads to their untimely death. When dogs rush to their death, it costs you money… and precious time needed to defend yourself or reload. Our puppies are smaller and flightier than their fully-grown companions and guaranteed to give zombies a run for their money!
Puppies have been tested and proven to live longer than dogs in a zombie confrontation, giving you the precious time you need to perform the basic need to fight or flight. At Puppy Warehouse, our bitches can’t stop having litters of these little zombie deterrants! We need you to help buy up our puppies before they grow up to be slow and loyal dogs! With our limited time special offer, you can get twelve puppies for the price of four!!!! That’s three times the normal market rate!!! We’re practically giving these puppies away!
So come on down and buy up some bait-grade puppies today! You may regret it later if you don’t…