Flight of the Bumbleguy

“Tennis. Tennis,” the child begs, pulling on his mother’s skirts and you wonder why. You start to think about the back-and-forths of life. “Like chains,” the boy says, and you wonder if the world has gone mad or it’s only you. You’re heading in that direction like a bumblebee heading for a pollen fix. “It’s probably just baby babble,” you tell yourself.

“Are we gonna board?” interjects the Southern woman sitting behind you. When she says “board,” it sounds like it should have a “W” between the “O” and the “A”. That bothers you. “I thought it was an hour before we boward,” she says to her husband. You grip your duffel bag with your feet to make sure it’s still there.

Another child, maybe five years old in red coveralls, starts saying “Six six six” over and over while convulsing. You begin to doubt your mind again and stop yourself. He’s probably just bored. “Look, Mommy. I see a booger. I see them everywhere.” He reminds you of the kid from The Sixth Sense, only a fewer fries short of a Happy Meal. You continue reading Crash (the name doesn’t bother you as much as the fact that you thought it was Snow Crash when you picked it up) as people start lining up to get on the plane. You don’t see the point since they’re still calling for first class anyway. All this moving around is making you nervous.

When you looked at the flight information, you were sure you saw that the plane was a P-something. You’ve flown on everything that begins and ends with a 7, but you’re not sure about this p-thingy. It looks much newer than any plane you’ve been on and when the plane starts rolling down down the airplane driveway, it lights up underneath the wing like some kind of sci-fi hovercraft. The pilot tells the score of the Eagles game before you take off. You’re not into sports but you wonder how many people who TiVOed the game are pissed off about his loose lips (hopefully not sinking ships).

The woman next to you calls her boyfriend. She loves him and misses him. That’s the message. At least one in this couple, you think, is really clingy, but then you notice the three-pound engagement ring on her finger. It’s almost obscene how many diamonds are on that thing. You consider hitting on her.

The p-thingy’s gear sounds like an alarm going off. Just BRRT BRRT BRRT and then it launches. It’s not angled high enough for take-off. Likely, it’s going to crash and you’re going to die. Nobody else is panicking. Are they really all going to die without knowing? Maybe you should tell them.

When you look out the window and see that you’re not falling, you decide that you’re safe, but  you can’t relax. That girl sitting next to you is dressed so nice with a coat and all in black, always clutching her designer purse. You think about talking to her, but you don’t want to bother her for the whole rest of the flight if she doesn’t want to be bothered. Maybe you could act like a gay man. That way you wouldn’t seem like a creeper. Women love gay men. Especially drag queens. That host on the Travel Channel just loved that drag queen. But you don’t have any make-up to put on. That might be a little weird. Just have to have a little accent but don’t overdo it. It’s more about the non-verbal gestures.

But no. It’s probably just better to leave her alone. There’s a buzz in your head that tells you that you might be the one racing for madness. You ignore it and read your book.

By the end of the flight, the plane dips too much, not even jerking down at all. It’s too smooth to be a landing. And the air vents suddenly silenced themselves. You must be crashing. You look out the window. Still clouds. You look up and around the aisles but there’s still not a single person panicking. Maybe it’s just you. You’ll be fine. Silently, you turn off your light and stare out the window. Without the buzz of your light, the whooshing of the vents, or the babble of other passengers, you bask in the pure silence of the plane. Outside the window, there is blue twilight. Two stars glimmer across from each other. There’s a plane in between them, racing from one celestial body to the other.

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4 responses to “Flight of the Bumbleguy

  1. awesomepie

    I’ve decided to post revised works on Wednesdays.

    This is another archived piece that I’ve edited, but they won’t all be that way. I just wanted to wait for some of my work from this session to queue up a bit before I start posting ones that I wish to have looked over again. After all, if the revisions are not dramatic enough, I don’t really see any reason in posting them again so soon. My job here isn’t to bore everyone with repetitive posts, but it’s still good to revisit some stuff.

  2. shortnmorose

    i don’t remember this piece, do you have a link to the old version?

    i’ve always wondered what it would be like to be afraid of flying. at first i thought the “you” was just a cynical anti-social consumption-hater like me. then i realized, ah “you” hate flying.

    i think the POV is very consistent and believable. the jumpy irritability is great. maybe toss in that their at the airport a little earlier than the third paragraph. i thought they were on a bus. also the time spent waiting to board the plane took course over three paragraphs but then by the end of the fourth paragraph we’re suddenly on the plane and about to take off. your narrator didn’t describe the intense process of getting onto the plane and then next thing we know, three more paragraphs are dedicated to sitting next to ms designer handbag. not sure if you meant to make time seem like a roller coaster, as if we slowly climbed while waiting to reach the top/board the plane, then dramatically sped up and didnt’ even notice the top/boarding the plane, and finally we slow down again during the ride. hope that makes sense.

    also love the imagery of the last few lines. gives you the sense that the character has somehow found peace on the plane. however the change in voice is a bit drastic, from panicked and matter-of-fact to pensive and poetic. also don’t know if you meant to do that. either way i love that last image.

  3. I’d like to get a better sense of the speaker’s fear of flying. At first his irritability seems to come more from misanthropy than from his anxiety. Perhaps this is because of the matter-of-fact tone in his survey of the different sounds the plane makes? I’d like to hear more nervousness in his observations– there’s a glimmer of it in “Are they really all going to die without knowing? Maybe you should tell them.” — I liked that.

    “Airplane driveway” sounded awkward, perhaps “runway” or “landing strip” would be more appropriate?

    I like the pensiveness of the ending. Is there a shift in the narrative here? Has it gone from “you” seeing these things to an omniscient description of the plane that the speaker is in? It was unclear to me.

  4. awesomepie

    To shortnmorose:
    here’s the link https://awesomepie.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/flight-of-the-bumbleguy/
    I thought I had posted it on Featherton before, but then I checked the archives and didn’t see it. Coulda sworn… well, I did post it a while back, though. You’re right about the story being a little unstable. That was my intent, but I can see how these gaps could be used to tell more about the character and establish the mood a little more.

    As Narinda points out, he jumps from nervous to calm really fast at the end, which I can see as a pretty big problem. I think, based on your comments, I need to establish the source of his fears a little better. I appreciate your comments.

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