Ham on High

“Have you ever had ham on high?” He glared.

“N-no. I’ve never-” he-

“Ham on high is the best goddamn thing on the planet. Ham on high is Jupiter and Saturn rolled into one!” he exclaimed.

“What is-” he-

“Ham on high is like the golden cock of artemis flying toward the genitalia of a thousand vestal virgins,” he preached.

“That’s really-” he-

“Ham on high takes twenty multiple orgasms and fires them out of a cannon at your face.”

“What are you-” he-


“What are you talking about?”

“Ham on high.”

“You’re talking about getting stoned and ordering a Moon Over my Hammy, aren’t you?”

“NOOO~ (maybe).”


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