<<AlastairDuArden has entered the chatroom>>
AzzerothiusGM: Welcome to Azzerothius, Alastair, level 4/5 half-dark elf fighter/mage. You may sit and drink at the pub while you wait for your companions.
AlastairDuArden: Gladly. I’ll flirt with the bar wenches while I wait. lol
AzzerothiusGM: The one waiting on you is a half-orc.
AlastairDuArden: Ouch. Nevermind then.
<<**DaRkFaNg** has entered the chatroom>>
**DaRkFaNg**: sup gusy
AzzerothiusGM: Alastair, you see the roguish Dark Fang enter the pub with his trusty wolf, Shadow.
AlastairDuArden: Come and have a seat. Ben’s RP cockblocking me, anyway.
**DaRkFaNg**: Cool. i have a seat and order an ale.
<<VampQueen2008 has entered the chatroom>>
Vampqueen2008: hey guys
Vampqueen2008: Sarah said she’d be here in a minute. Her parents are making her take out the trash.
AzzerothiusGM: Welcome to Azzerothius. You both see a pale woman drift into the pub. She’s strangely alluring.
AzzerothiusGM: That’s fine. You can have a seat in the pub.
AlastairDuArden: I hit on her.
Vampqueen2008: I bite his throat out.
AzzerothiusGM: The pub’s a sanctuary, Jess. No biting your traveling companions.
<<bellaXedward88 has entered the chatroom>>
**DaRkFaNg**: hey sarah!
<<c0ckm4st3r69 has entered the chatroom>>
bellaXedward88: hey guys
AzzerothiusGM: I told you guys to use handles with the names of your chars 😡
bellaXedward88:It is! My character’s name is Bella Xedward. She’s a human in love with vampires.
c0ckm4st3r69: Yea and mines the Cockmaster!
**DaRkFaNg**: whos cock is he mastering?
c0ckm4st3r69: shut up!!1
c0ckm4st3r69: hes a dwarf who beats people to death with a steel cock!
AlastairDuArden: And as green as a dryad’s pubes.
AlastairDuArden: It means your a noob!
Vampqueen2008: Thanks, guys. I really didn’t need either of those images in my head.
c0ckm4st3r69: screw you!
**DaRkFaNg**: I roll to steal cockmaster’s cock.
c0ckm4st3r69: yea, I bet you would fag!
bellaXedward88: Why are boys so obsessed with their dicks? Creepy boys are creepy XP
AzzerothiusGM: Alright, guys. Let’s just get started.
AlastairDuArden: What about Bryan?
AzzerothiusGM: He’s late. Forget it.
<<inuyashafan58339 has entered the chatroom>>
inuyashafan58339: Hey! sorry im late!
AzzerothiusGM: Inuyasha walks into the room. He looks like a dillweed with cat ears and a big sword that’s compensating for something.
inuyashafan58339: They’re dog ears dammit! He has dog ears!
AzzerothiusGM: He’s a furry.
inuyashafan58339: Shut up! Inuyasha could beat anyone with his Tetsaiga.
AzzerothiusGM: I never let your character have that. He has a bastard sword. Because he’s a bastard child of a dog and an emo kid.
inuyashafan58339: STFU 😦
bellaXedward88: I think it’s cute. Not very original but cute.
inuyashafan58339: thx! 🙂
AzzerothiusGM: Alright. Let’s just get started.
c0ckm4st3r69: I mack on some girlies with my giants steel cock.
AlastairDuArden: Bar wench should be your type.
Vampqueen2008: I kill everyone in the room and leave. It’s nighttime, right?
AzzerothiusGM: You guys have to roll if you want to do anything.
**DaRkFaNg**: I roll to steal Sarah’s virginity.
Vampqueen2008: Over my dead body!
c0ckm4st3r69: Yea! Hit that son!
AzzerothiusGM: ENOUGH! The entire pub burns down.
bellaXedward88: Edward saves me!
inuyashafan58339: My Robe of the Fire Rat protects me from harm.
AzzerothiusGM: You don’t have that! You’re not an anime character! The fire burns your hp down to 1 and you all barely escape with your lives. Now stop acting like children and let’s get started!