Drink Your Jager Bomb Slowly

Drink your Jager bomb slowly. Others will try to tell you to “man up” and chug it, but you’ll know better. You must savor every drop, and only when you get to the bottom of the glass will you know what the meaning of life truly is. If you rush it, you won’t understand a thing. Others will chant meaningless phrases, trying to force you from your path of enlightenment, but don’t let them. They just want to fuck you. Women understand this truth in a much more tangible way, so they’re already a step ahead. Still, don’t let the others tell you to chug. Drink you Jager bomb slowly and the answers will present themselves to you.

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