Tag Archives: pie
Literal World
What if there was a world where every phrase was taken literally? Like “Do you take me for a fool?” literally means you kidnap someone and bring them to a seedy underworld jester that’s, like, part of the Triad or … Continue reading
Filed under Flash Fiction, Session XXIV
Cherry Pie (Revision)
“Back for more pie, eh?” Curtis whistled through his teeth. “No,” Judy said, holding her fresh-baked pie. “I thought I’d bring a pie as thanks for last time.” “What is it?” he licked his lips, though that could have just … Continue reading
Filed under FEATHERTON II, Flash Fiction
Cherry Pie
“Back for more pie, eh?” Curtis whistled through his teeth. “No,” Judy said, holding her fresh-baked pie. “I thought I’d bring a pie as thanks for last time.” “What is it?” “It’s cherry pie.” “Mmmm,” Curtis lewdly licked his lips. … Continue reading
Filed under FEATHERTON SESSION, Flash Fiction
Pumpkin Pie
“Pumpkin pie is God’s food,” said the old man on the porch. He was rocking back and forth on an old rocking chair, like he was a character from some old timey flick based in Louisiana. “Excuse me?” said the … Continue reading
Filed under Flash Fiction, Session XII
How to Make a Thanksgiving the Single Bachelor Way
Ingredients: 2 pieces of toasted Wonder Bread (toasting optional) 1 piece of bologna 1 piece of Kraft cheddar slices 1 or more heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise, to taste 12-pack of beer (splurge on something festive, like pumpkin spice or winter … Continue reading
Filed under Flash Fiction, Session VII
