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Wolf Blitzer: the untold story (revision)
***You can thank my girlfriend for convincing me to add this one to the anthology. Wolf Blitzer may be the oldest vampire that has ever existed. According to recent historical evidence, and occult researcher Dr. Moose Aldman, Blitzer has … Continue reading
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Pizza Mind (revision)
I don’t know why, but daddy says he wants a “pizza mind.” He says that when mommy left and gramma died, he was gonna find his pizza mind. I told him I’d help him find it, but he said he … Continue reading
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Announcement
Behold! I have a new blog at http://theundeniables.org/clintpereira/!!!! Be sure to visit for some new stories. I will be using this blog mainly for revisions from now on.
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Utter Nonsense
Cannonball Fresh. Tijuana Sassoon. Marijuana dress. Hairy eyeball baboon. Indiana carmine. Barracuda Tish. Pencil breather Tyrone. Biggest Apple splish. Once I was a Pteranodon, but that was long ago. Once I was a merry man, folded in a joke. Once … Continue reading
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Dancing
I used to think you danced with your feet. I would watch my feet and tell them to move around. Then I went to middle school and saw everyone dancing with their arms. So, I started moving my arms around … Continue reading
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Pumpkin Pie (2nd Revision)
“You a pie fan?” the old man on the porch shouted at Judy. He was creaking back and forth in an old rocking chair, looking every bit like the beginning of that horror movie her brother made her watch last … Continue reading
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Weed Haiku
Plants don’t get to choose where they seed, or where they grow. Neither do children.
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Thoughts on Writing
June 13, 2011 I haven’t been writing at all for the past month. Maybe more. What’s more, I haven’t even felt like writing lately. This is unusual for me. …no. That’s a lie. I feel like writing, but I feel … Continue reading
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Live Schmoth: Warm and War
Welcome to another installment of the live schmoth, written by myself, Edren Sumagaysay, and Allan Aquino. I managed to “obtain” their stories again (tee hee). We had a ten-minute cap on our writing time. Our topics this time were “Warm” … Continue reading
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Border (Revision)
“Unless you have the proper paperwork, I can’t let you into Canada. There’s a ferry that goes to Juneau, but there’s a very long queue for it.” “What about our car?” Micah asks. “The ferries can take cars across, but…” … Continue reading
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