Cannonball Fresh. Tijuana Sassoon. Marijuana dress. Hairy eyeball baboon.
Indiana carmine.
Barracuda Tish.
Pencil breather Tyrone.
Biggest Apple splish.
Once I was a Pteranodon, but that was long ago. Once I was a merry man, folded in a joke. Once I was a tangerine, the toughest one in school. Then I was a devil man, taking on the fool.
Hey hey. You Magoo. Will you sing with me? I have a pair of aces, kid. Selling them for free.
Hey hey. Sing it too. Don’t upstage the clinch. Bathe in butter bubblegum; wrestle with the mensch.
Say! Say! How about you? Can you feel the fray?
Utter nonsense! Utter nonsense! Utter it with me.
Utter nonsense! Utter nonsense! Utter it with me.
Now I just need to sing this with a dinosaur costume on in a playground and I’ll be a real hit with the ladies.